sometimes I go into these moods where I literally...
When your mom is preparing your favorite meal →
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julieruin: my religion textbook said that sarcasm and irony are sins
scissor-happy: freckled-freed0m: partouse: Starships why does this only have 3,000 notes. this is incredible omg
2boys1cup: 2boys1cup: this girl at my school made up a boyfriend and made a profile account for him and she persists that he’s real so i google searched his old profile picture which was this and i found it on this gay men site i’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER she didn’t reply rude
paging-doctorfaggot: kdnms: I’M ON THE FUCKING FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!
234rest: according to espn, apparently spelling bees are a sport now
i love the kids next door
8 year old boy: Ow, that hurt!
5 year old girl: YOLO
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
playing video games
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING