February 2012
January 2012
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022. / 365.
I meant to get up early this morning to get breakfast but I was literally so freaking dead (and I don’t know why because I actually went to bed at a good time) that I just sunk back into bed and hibernated until it was time to go to class. Oh well, I’ll try again tomorrow.
So I went to my first class and had to listen to the Twilight girl stutter her way through a mostly incoherent...
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020. & 021. / 365.
So yesterday I didn’t do anything AT ALL. I didn’t even leave my room to eat.
But today I woke up early and took a shower & stuff, then went to buy my books for Mythology (the class started like two weeks ago) and the only reason I bought them now instead of later is because I had a test due at 11:30. It was 10. So I bought the books, read what I needed to, did the test, ALL BY...
MY ARMS. ARE ON. FIRE.
FIRE.
FIRE.
FIRE.
FIRE.
FIRE.
FIRRREEEE.
I feel like Peeta would be a very relaxed parent...
if-we-burn-you-burn:
Then he’d flip and be like, I’ll give you 30 seconds to finish that roll.
I baked it for you
Why don’t you appreciate my baking?
Why are you so ungrateful?
Child: I don’t like br-
Peeta: FInish that sentence and you’re dead to me
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THIS BITCH TELLING THE GUY ACROSS THE HALL TO SHUT...
NO BITCH.
NO.
YOU SHUT UP.
GODDAMNIT I HAVE TO HEAR YOUR WHINY SHIT EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE WHEN I JUST WANNA FUCKING RELAX AND PLAY MY FUCKING GAMES. I FUCKING HATE YOU. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, I DON’T KNOW YOUR NAME, I DON’T FUCKING CAAAAARE. YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE TWO CHALKBOARDS HAVING ANGRY MAKE UP SEX WITH A THOUSAND METAL SPOONS IN BETWEEN THEM. GOOD GOD WOMAN,...
So I was scanning something on my printer.
And it had a little progress bar on the screen.
And I swear
the progress bar went backwards.
Like it was less done.
I didn’t even know that really happened.
I thought that was only in cartoons.
What the hell.
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ASOIAF spoiler alert! SPOOOOOILER ALERT! ALERT OF...
Everyone fucking dies.
90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
dirtyy-little-slutt:
thats-unfortunate:
thatkendalljenneranon:
cheer-is-religion:
ugh why did I read that???????????? Shit
Why.
Bring on the good news bitch.
ugh. I needa reblog this I’m sorry
i read it. fuck. BUT I’MA REBLOG CAUSE I’M ON KENDALL’SSSSSSSSSSSSSS.~
jc;lsakf;dlskjx
i just have too.
strengthdmf replied to your post: I JUST WANNA GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE’S A BEACH AND BLUE WATER AND LITTLE DRINKS IN COCONUTS WITH TINY UMBRELLAS.
is there me?
Yessss Matthew there is you lmfao.
I like making mustaches with my own hair because...
