1. Leave this God-forsaken “work place”. (I will either do this by taking a risk and accepting a ride from the much older guy in maintenance or by taking the bus, but personally I’ve got a five inch dagger hidden on my thigh and I’d prefer to take my chances with creepy maintenance man.)
2. Arrive at my house. (Preferably at the same exact time that Hily does so that we can exchange completely awesome nods with each other on my front step.)
3. Take a cab to Sparrow’s house. (Nest?)
4. Wait patiently, eat all of Sparrow’s food, and have an awesome conversation with Mama Sparrow. (Considering the fact that she loves me.)
5. Get into the Roman-mobile after he gets out of work and as soon as my ass touches the back seat of his car, it means that CRUNK DAY 2011 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.
If you’re out and about it’s best if you just keep everything bottled up inside of you until you get home. Just smile and act like everything is fine. Who cares about your problems. Keep your mind off shit.