April 2011
Some girl fell today.
I don’t think she appreciated my sound effects. Or the fact that when she got up and dropped her pen, I screamed, “WOMP WOMP WOMMMMMP”.
These people need to learn my humor. Or stop falling.
Zac and I described Mike's death in vivid and...
WELL OOPSIE DAISIES.
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
I’m gonna go get Anes and James and make them prank Jamie with me. She’s the easiest target.
PICK OFF THE WEAK ONES FIRST! -BATTLE CRY-
March 2011
When you successfully lie to your parents and you...
Just drove past my religion teacher chillin' in...
With his fez poobah hat on.
I fucking love my school.
Day Five: Who do you play with?
Mostly myself (Forever Alone).
Because I hate playing with people from my school because most of the WoW players from school are annoying as all fuck. And I’m best friends with the whores and the potheads, so none of them even know how to play.
joeislost:
This woman is trying to tell us that the internet is unsafe and that facebook and online shopping are evil.
And apparently Facebook is trying to take over our phones and infect us.
“Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than...”
– J. K. Rowling (via nervousnerves)
My nose is stuffy.
But I don’t care because my boobs look great.
LOOK. HERE’S AN EMPTY BOX WITH ALL OF THE FUCKS I GIVE.
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You know who you are. And you know what makes me...
When you take your new friends to Starbucks, where all of us used to hang out! Oh no! What am I gonna do??!? Maybe I should go and bow down before you so you’ll come sit with us again. Obviously, IT IS TIME TO PANIC!
No, seriously, stop it. I understand (SARCASM ALERT) that we’re your old, shitty friends, but if you think you can win over the people at Starbucks just because you go in...
