Death Will Take Me If I Can't Be Free: Archive

I want to cuddle with you,

but you’re not here. You won’t be here until tomorrow -_- So until then, I’ll curl up in my obnoxious blue snuggie and watch Jersey Shore until my eyes bleed.

Oct 1st

Sorry Kanye, THIS was one of the greatest music...

teneight: And here’s the video

Oct 1st

57 notes

Do I want a hug?

No, I don’t want a hug. You’re creepy. If you touch me I’ll go Pauly D on your ass. But seriously, don’t touch me.

Sep 30th

3,378 notes

Sep 30th

15,989 notes

Windy days FTW.

Sep 30th

1,265 notes

18 Days

until my birthday.

Sep 30th

18 Days

until my birthday.

Sep 30th

18 Days

until my birthday.

Sep 30th

Sep 29th

1,703 notes

Sep 29th

Reblog with your favorite color, let's see how...

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Sep 29th

174 notes

Really now?

I held the door for 68 freshmen. Let me say that again 68 freshmen. What did I get? One thank you from the kid who was walking alone. (-_-) Thank you kid who was walking alone. I’ll be your friend. You have manners, unlike the other 67 little dumbshits. All the others can suck it and suck it good.

Sep 29th

42 notes

Sep 29th

1,663 notes

Sep 29th

6,285 notes

Sep 28th

9,124 notes

Sep 28th

4,296 notes

Sep 28th

10,832 notes

Free stuff

is good. Free stuff is great, and I will never say no to free stuff. I’ll trade you a hug for all of your stuff.

Sep 28th

38 notes

Sep 28th

50,783 notes

Sep 27th

It's a morning,

but this definitely doesn’t feel like a Tropicana morning. No.

Sep 27th

I don't like to say "I told you so",

but so help me God if I’m right, you’re gonna get the biggest boot to the face.

Sep 27th

My mother just went to Stew Leonards,

and I will have a king’s feast tonight.

Sep 26th

8,263 notes

And take note

that even though they’re stuck on that stupid island, all of the women manage to stay perfectly shaved and not look like sasquatches. I guess no one wants to see Hairy Mary stranded on the island, hm? I applaud you, television.

Sep 24th

Talking to my printer.

You’re messing with me, printer. I know what you’re doing. Out of ink? No. I just changed your ink. I hate you, printer. Of course I have nothing better to do than watch you NOT PRINT ANYTHING. Printer.

Sep 24th

278 notes

Sep 24th

2,801 notes

Sep 24th

307 notes

Really, Facebook?

Really now? Let me explain something to you, Facebook. I have things to do. Hair to wash, food to make, nails to paint. I don’t have time to sit here and watch helplessly as my internet does a backflip trying to bring your page up. Oh look. There’s the login page. Problem solved right? Wrong. I try to log in, and I wait another five minutes before I get the ever-useful and completely...

Sep 23rd

4,077 notes

Sep 22nd

5,317 notes

You know what I love?

I love when freshmen walk too slow in the hall. I just love that. It’s my favorite thing in the world. I love seeing them walk as slow as possible. I have nowhere to go, so why not just watch them take their time? It’s great. Great.

Sep 22nd

I feel like

Going to Stamegna and expressing my interest in Italy. I will express.

Sep 21st

2 notes

Sep 20th

20 notes

*Ahem* I HAVE PLACES TO GO.

Now then. Italia♥ in Spring. Washington D.C. in May. Washington D.C. for SCHOOL (AGAIN?! This is madness!) Then uhh. What’s it called? Oh. Right. COLLEGE. … I have places to go.

Sep 20th

I feel.

So. Sick. Stupid bottle of water makes me pee all the time.

Sep 20th