Death Will Take Me If I Can't Be Free

Ask at your own risk.   I am Steffy

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pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(Source: ds0tm, via crunkahontas)

— 8 hours ago with 40472 notes
I’m not a clingy creature.

I don’t really get attached to people, I don’t care if they stay or go or speak to me. I don’t really like talking to people I don’t care for. I don’t like being touched or hugged or petted by people I don’t approve of. Repetitive tapping makes me unreasonably angry. I have no problems smushing someone in the face if they try to approach me with the intent of touching me in some way. 

Every staff member in this building could pack their shit and move out right now and leave me all by myself and my world would keep spinning, just like before. In fact, it would just mean I would have all of the snacks in the vending machine and the laundry rooms all to myself. 

I don’t like strangers making small talk with me. It’s not a movie. You don’t meet your soulmate in a coffee shop. I will not be your best friend until the end of time. Give me my espresso and get out of my face. 

…. I miss Aries, though, because he was the one person I never had an issue with. I liked that he talked to me and I didn’t mind sharing the laundry machines with him. He’s been allowed to hug me since the beginning and I would be very upset if he was gone. I miss him a lot. 

— 1 day ago
awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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— 1 day ago with 236164 notes

onlylolgifs:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

(via tuhree)

— 1 day ago with 96461 notes

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

(via judg1ngy0u)

— 1 day ago with 188541 notes

-everdeen:

Too many small boxes and Maru [x]

(via bbyem)

— 1 day ago with 48605 notes

gildings:

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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g-raph

(via im-a-sinking-ship)

— 1 day ago with 89207 notes
phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

(Source: fivegum, via madonnastwat)

— 1 day ago with 193613 notes
thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

(via potato-tots)

— 1 day ago with 74226 notes